Teach your nose to fuck

I have a wierd condition. Sometimes, when I'm sexually aroused my nose gets irritated and I sneeze once or twice. It's been happening since puberty. I always thought I was strange. But I recently googled sneezing when sexually aroused and I found only a few articles but several topics mentioning this on blogs and forums. It appears as if it is not so uncommon. So much for thinking I was unique.

Not very much research has been conducted on what they call sexually-induced sneezing. In a nutshell, the experts speculate that nerve pathways become crossed and when you get aroused some of the signals go to the nose and you sneeze. Another explanation is that the crossed signal goes to the nasal passage, which becomes engorged with blood, irritating the nose, thus the sneeze. This very humorous explantion of the condition.

Needless to say, my lovers quickly cottoned onto the fact that a sneeze could mean that I'm thinking of nooky, particularly in if sex is in the air. It usually happens during an event which could lead to sexual arousal, i.e. thinking or talking about having sex, heavy petting, watching porn. So they quickly learnt to put two and two together.

Apparently the condition is pretty severe in some cases, leading to bouts of severe sneezing and a runny nose. Others experience sneezing during or after orgasm. Luckily mine happen pretty rarely and only before sex.

So next step would be teach my nose to fuck, that could be quite kinky.